Poison Parody Videos

 

Sung to the tune of Poison, by Bell Biv Devoe

Girl I must warn you
I sense something dangerous left about
Situation is serious
Let's take the time to clean the cabinets out
(Mm mm tell 'em Rick)

It's all so easy
Pills and candy kids can't tell apart
(Yeah mm mm)

It's all so deadly
When medicine's left out it's just not smart
(Mm mm check it out)

You've got to keep those pills confined
Too easy to leave it, don't be blind
Careful to get those labels read
Raise them, hide them, lock them
(Wrong move you're dead)

[Chorus]
Pills can be poison
For a baby, a kid or a child
Pills can be poison

Sung to the tune of Poison, by Beyonce

You're bad for me
I clearly get it
I didn’t see how something bad could come from cleaning up

A clean bathroom
My only mission
But with every swipe and swish
Toxic fumes were getting mixed

And I'm gon' need to clean up the washbowl
And it's a desperate situation
I'm up in and I need to control

[Chorus]
You're just like poison
My ammonia mixed with bleach, gone awry
Making mustard gas, I could die

It’s just like poison
and I just don’t get it
Surely together you clean better, all right

And I know just what to do
800 triple 2 1 2 2 2
Poison control, can I help you?
Tell me what I need to do

It’s just like poison
And I just don't get it
How could something so deadly seem so right?

It’s just like poison (woah)
Slowly movin’ through my system
Breaking all of my lung tissue down
It’s just like poison (woah)

Sung to the tune of Poison, by Alice Cooper

Some good advice
You should think twice
Detergent in a glass
One drink, alas

Motor oil in a milk jug and you hope kids don’t touch (Don't touch)
Brake fluid looks like syrup way too much
Is it pine cleaner or apple juice (Drink juice)
If they try a taste on their lips could be dangerous poison
Poison running through their veins
It’s poison, they look the same, baby, use your brains

Your house, so clean
Window cleaner, pristine
Your jog, thirsty
Hope that’s sports drink!

A coffee mug filled with degreaser (Oh gee)
My cup runs over, is it pine cleaner or is it iced tea
A water bottle full of drain declog (Ding dong)
I want to drink you but you’re full of dangerous poison
Poison running through my veins
You're poison, I don't wanna have those pains
Poison

Poison running through their veins
It’s poison, they look the same, baby, use your brains
Poison